Listen, I loathe About Me sections - I’m no good at them; I hold delicious contempt for them in my heart. 

So, phantom reader, hello, and let me be brief. I live in New Hampshire, and attended the University of New Hampshire where I studied creative writing and earned my B.S. in Finance. I’m the oldest of three boys, a shepherd of surly sheep. I’ve visited Iceland, Paris, Montana, Ohio’s highways. I’m a potter, and a respectable cook. I’m a gastronome, a galeophobic, a bibliophile. And, above all else, I am a writer.

Phantom reader we all contain multitudes, juxtapositions, colorful kaleidoscopes of influences - bubbling up at the fringes of this page are the minds inside of my mine.